Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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