she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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