physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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