I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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