Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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