My first STD was from a foam party
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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