32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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