we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Randomize
