I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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