My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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