PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I love having hate sex.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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