Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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