im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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