You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
he just fucked me for my cheese..
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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