My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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