Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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