i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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