David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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