No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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