please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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