margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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