I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
