when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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