Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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