why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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