D3 body, D1 cock
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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