he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Randomize
