I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
this is an emotional support booty call
I just forgot I was standing up.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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