she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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