Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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