She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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