she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
