thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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