I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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