Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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