We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My ATM looks so different sober.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
