you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I died a long time ago.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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