You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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