ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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