Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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