You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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