That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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