from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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