girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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