Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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