Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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