She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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