those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
