The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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