All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Welp...herpes.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So. Much. Porn.
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